Found: Panda Head
June 5, 2009, 9:35 am
Filed under: humor, Seattle, the purple door

Panda Head Found

This is a real ad in the classified ads in the University of Washington’s student newspaper, The Daily (found by a star Purple Door student, Rachel).  In case you can’t read it, here’s the text:

FOUND – PANDA head, appears to be a part of a missing suit.  Recovered near 45th and Memorial.  Presumably stolen by ill-advised sorority girls during their week-long, drunken stupor.


Tweek – Dec. 12 edition
December 12, 2008, 8:17 am
Filed under: friends, humor, twitter

This week’s top tweet comes from JB. He’s a school principal – an elementary school principal.  Enjoy . . . or, you know, be frightened, whatever.

Got a spreadsheet listing injuries at school – one reads “middle finger pain due to overuse” LOL

Thu 12/11/2008 10:48 PM

Signs your tenant is a con man
June 7, 2008, 9:29 pm
Filed under: home improvement, humor, money, San Diego

1. Claims to have been a missionary in Latin America with a faith healer ministry.

2. Pays rent via Swiss bank account wire transfer.

3. Can’t pay rent on time, but drives new BMW, and children each have plasma TVs.

4. Pleads guilty to investment fraud after stealing 6 million dollars, and faces up to 20 years in federal prison.


All of these and more are signs that you made the right call on not renewing the lease when it came to term.  Oh, and by “you,” I do mean “we.”

Holy Spirit Found in Area Man’s Basement
April 11, 2008, 7:08 am
Filed under: humor

Oh, this is good.

Tim & Jesus
March 25, 2008, 5:01 pm
Filed under: books, humor

When the original is so good, a sequel is sure to follow!

Find the full review here.